Mutual of Omaha is the Spawn of Satan

Ok, I have to express my hate (yes I said hate) of Mutual of Omaha. I had short and long term disability through my employer. The company is Mutual of Omaha. I have been out of work since January and I have been fighting with them for 8 months. Yes 8 months. I have Cancer and I wonder to myself - If cancer does not qualify me for disability I'm not sure what would qualify me. Dismemberment? Coma?

The person handling my case even asked me to prove I had cancer BEFORE I was diagnosed with cancer. Really? Is that really something you JUST said to me? OH WAIT duh I forgot I was diagnosed months ago! I forgot to tell you.

You caught me Mutual of Omaha. I'm just a lazy leach trying to feed off your insurance company. I've done this by somehow giving myself Leukemia, almost bleeding to death, and now having needles shoved into my eyeballs for fun. Who needs to be able to go outside and see the sun and interact with other humans. Not me!

Also, I got myself this cool new thing called a catheter that goes into my heart so they can poison me easier. Woo hoo you're right this is SO MUCH BETTER then using my MASTERS degree to work for a living. I mean ya know IV chemo and chemo pills that are slowly stealing my vision is SO MUCH BETTER then working.

Ya know...working? My career that I spent six years growing? Ya know that one that has been on hold since January? Yes, being so broke that I can't think of anything BUT money is so much better then working at a job I loved with the skills I have been building for six years with my Masters Degree that I went through years of school for.

Yep, that's me trying to defraud you Mutual of Omaha with my silly cancer problems.

Never do business with these people. 

Why I Dislike Montel Williams

(waiting for the shock to ware off)

Everyone ok? Yes I said it, I don't like Montel. It actually borders on a little be of hate. I do admit he has his own foundation but I have no idea what it does or how it helps those with MS. It might be doing a lot of great things so if it is kudos.

This may be the only good thing I an say about him these days. Why do I dislike lovable wonderful Montel? Why, I'm glad you asked.

1. I use to like Montel's talk show. Until he started having Sylvia Brown on there every year saying Montel was going to find a cure for MS...every year. It was pretty obvious he was grasping at straws and living in a destructive head space. 
2. The 400 infomercials he's on. I get it, you want to make money, but don't say that everything makes you feel so much better. Either you're fooling yourself into believing it is or you're lying. If copper shirts helped, then EVERYONE with MS would have one. Do you think this is something new? Your juicer isn't going to cure anyone either or payday loans. 
3. Agreeing on Oprah that the MS Hug can kill you. Shame on you Montel you know it can't! If you don't know then you need a better neurologist. 
4. Stop crying at everything. I get it you need to cry, all of us do, but it's just ridiculous at this point. 
5. Weed. OK you want to smoke weed. STOP talking about it. I don't care if you want it, stop talking about how awesome it is. No drug is awesome. I don't care what it is. 

All of this and more, make people with MS look ridiculous. You have access to things some of us with MS can only dream of. Why are you on TV whining? You know what? I have pain too but being selfish and taking myself out has never crossed my mind. I don't have to lie about what MS does to me to look for sympathy. I don't need anyone's sympathy. I don't need to smoke weed to make myself feel better and if you want to do something illegal then suck it up and deal with the consequences. 

So yes I dislike Montel. I find it offensive when a strong men turns into a blubbering idiot hawking everything but suppositories on late-night TV. What happened Montel?